Not only can said chapstick be used to eleviate the chapped-ness, but its basic shape (larger than original chapstick) could be used for more pleasurable activities. Add in the various flavored variants, and now a lady's male friend can join in on the fun! Some flavors (such as pepermint) may also work as a stimulant.
And just think of the ads! I plan to have that bearded guy from the Kaboom commercials do it. Imagine, him holding new ladies only chapstick, shouting exuberantly: "Not only can this product eleviate dryness, but with a few quick twists on the bottom
With a built in purchasing group of the many of post menopause women who suffer from this, and the propensity for people to become addicted to chapsick, I am shitting on a gold mine!!!! I can't wait to help with quality control testing...
3 comments:
I think your next post should be "shitting on a gold mine."
I'm with Todd, the first thing I thought of was, "shitting on a gold mine." So would that be one big shit to cover the entire gold mine, or several intermittent shits?
Good luck with your product testing.
I volunteer to be a testing applicator. Someone's gotta teach these ladies how to use it right?
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