Friday, April 4, 2008

Random Stereotypical Man thoughts

Doable women in my office: 12

That is all.

5 comments:

The Irredeemable Shag said...

So define "doable". Are we talking not married? Or is this a subjective assessment of their attractiveness? Or is it simply a count of women in the office who actually know how to have sex?

Just wondering...

Unknown said...

How would you know if they know how to have sex or not just by looking at them?

And just because a woman has had a child is no indication of her ability to enjoy sex or facilitate enjoyment of sex by her partner? (Sad but true.)

Why are we even talking about this?

Must have been a very slow day at work today. Did you go around the building with a clipboard and a list of names and put a check mark next to their names?

"Hey, what ya doing?"

"Nothing. Just counting... computers."

T.H. Elliott said...

I could totally see him with a clipboard, and glasses. Hmmm, ass too fat, no. Redhead, double check. Scary office slut, check minus?

Sghoul said...

How did I know that THIS topic would get Shag to post?

In this context, doable means: Chick with whom I could do without need of a paper bag.

And I don't need a clip board. We have an employee directory with pictures :)

E. Peterman said...

So far I've only come up with five.